i'm back!

hey, guys - sorry it took me so long to post. i just got back from DISNEYWORLD!!

a marvelous time was had by both - i would love to post my funnies on it, but i also said i would do that for thailand and what happened?

i'll try to get my thoughts on everything that's anything in one post - wish me luck!

1. Lance Bass is Gay!
no talent, no good looks, and now not even any chance to pity-boink him on his cold ride down Fame Mountain? what good is he for now?!?!?

and with this, Chris Kirkpatrick (aka "Pineapple Head") officially captures the title of "The Other Other Other Other Guy in 'N Sync".


[[YAWN]]...congratulations!

2. This Christie Brinkley thing is batsh*t crazy!

Everyone catch Peter Cook's mea culpa in the New York Post yesterday?

"I'm contrite. I'm stupid. Foolish. No excuse."

aiyee...no excuse is right, but then what?!?!? obviously, he doesn't owe me, thatrisa, an explanation. he owes Christie one! a couple! infinite! the whole thing sounds sleazoid. the buzz around town is that Peter felt like "Mr. Christie Brinkley" which stripped him of his manhood so he had to get 19 year-old girls to find it. smart man, at least he made sure they were of age.

should Christie forgive him? which is better - a 4-time loser? or a big-time dummy? of course, they have kids together so that always complicates things, but it sounds like he had warnings from others to get out of this situation before Christie found out. so he is not only foolish, he's an idiot. and i don't know if you can cure idiot. and since you can't cure idiot, what's to say this will never happen again? i don't know them so i can't say, but i don't think this public plea is doing Peter any favors. ugh, it reeks of Lindsay Lohan's dad and Jon Voight. Peter, you don't wanna join that club!

3. oh, also Lionel Richie's in the club!


From Peep-hole:

"What are fathers for if you can't point the finger every once in a while?" he says. "The good part of it is she is aware of it. ... She has heard this all her life from me so this is just a continuation of the reminder."

what about those reminders when she was adicted to heroin!! he's trying to paint himself as a wonderful father, but how convenient that it occurs when her star is watts bigger than his. geez, lionel, you're rich enough to afford a dryer - STOP AIRING YOUR DIRTY LAUNDRY OUTSIDE!!!

4. Katharine McPhee is getting on my nerves!


still not on tour with the idols? what gives? i know the doctors say no speaking (thank you, doctors!), but this is ridiculous. if you can't sing now, how would you ever be able to go on tour? face it - even taylor sings less than half of what he would need to when he tours solo. your voice would never make it!! ugh, and i just don't believe that you are resting. i think i just hate her and this is fueling the fire, but she better get her voice and butt out on the road soon, or she can kiss her tween fans goodbye.

ugh, re-entering the blogosphere has made me pooped. more soon, promise! for pete's sake, there's George Michael news to discuss!!

And, with that, Christie Brinkley becomes one of THOSE people...

From Peep-hole:

Christie Brinkley and her fourth husband, architect Peter Cook, are going their separate ways after 10 years of marriage, the CoverGirl model's rep revealed Tuesday.
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i always had a weird feeling about Christie Brinkley. her split from Billy Joel - i don't know what Billy did, but it sounds like cheating? anyways, i was always bothered that Christie would not shut up about it! and it was always in that thinly-veiled bullshit way, "I'm not going to talk about it, but he knows what he did." oh, way to keep a secret Christie. i always thought that was really disrespectful, especially to little Billy. i see someone taking a similar tactic in the rags lately and me no like...

if no news is good news, be quiet!

this post is for Silvija, who asked me to please update my blog - enjoy!

but how does she LOOK??

from one of Billy Joel's favorite papers, The Daily News:

Season three of "Project Runway" premiered on Bravo last night, but a tragic accident marred the finale of the Heidi Klum show.

Designers compete for $100,000, a car and other prizes, while their model wins a spread in Elle magazine.

Hungarian model Jia Santos (whose real name is Eliza Jakubek), 18, became one of the three finalists. But near the end of taping, she was struck by a bus while riding her bike to the show's location in the city.

"She was dragged underneath the bus," her agent, Avenue Models' Javier Hernandez, told us yesterday. "She fractured her skull and her eye socket and was in critical condition for three days. Now she has been in intensive care for a month."
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i think it's bold to attempt such a brazen name change. and apparently, the modeling gods thought it was TOO bold.

get thee to American Idol??

snuck a peek at last night's set list and this caught my eye:

"Elliott, Chris, Bucky and Ace: Patience"

oh my goodness...elliot channeling g'n'r?? could it be?? i might have to make my way to continental airlines arena!!

also, katharine was "sick" last night and didn't perform...risa is suspect.