i can't believe this butt brought my back to the blogosphere.

professional douchebag Aaron Carter got engaged and then called it off in the same week! the kid is 18 years old!

this poor poor girl - she dated BOTH Aaron AND Nick Carter. that's unfortunate. and now she's been shot into obscurity as the girl that wasn't good enough for AARON CARTER!!! arg! if that wasn't enough baggage to put her in competition with Innovation Luggage, she's a Playboy pinup. goodness.

Hmm...at least she can put herself in the same spit pool as these following luminaries!...

Paris Hilton
Lindsay Lohan
Hillary Duff
Willa Ford

stay away from him, lady - the guy's got risk factors.

don't call it a comeback - sorry i've been so un-narc-ed for so long. career calls...but now i will try to post regularly again. you folks have been sweet to check in and i need to produce SOMETHING to show my appreciation. i don't know quite what to think of Clay Aiken these days.